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There is no reverse cowgirl in Kentucky
You don’t turn your back on family!
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Why should Eggs Benedict be served on chrome dishes at this time of year?
Oh, there’s no plates like chrome, for the hollandaise …
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What do you have when you have 2000 British pounds?
A ton of money.
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Man walks into a bank asking for an Interest-Free Checking account
“Who cares?” the receptionist says and sighs.
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An American sergeant is talking to an Australian trooper
The American yells: “Did you come here to die?!”The Australian replies: “No, I came here yesterday.”
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A Hispanic Magician
A Hispanic magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, “Uno, dos – “He disappeared without a tres.
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The Smith family name gets its origin from a line of blacksmiths. The Cobbler family name get its origin from a line of shoe repairmen.
What the hell was going on with the Dickinson family?
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Why did the skeleton didn’t go to prom?
Because he fat and ugly and no one like him.
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Elsweyr, anyone?
r/EarthPorn•Posted byu/Quasar80007 hours agoPalm trees growing on steep cliffs, Wadi Ghuweir, Jordan [OC] [3648 x 2736]OC
5.2k points31 comments
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Whoever thought of the idea of the french revolution was very thorough
while the concept was mostly raw, the execution was flawless