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Didn’t like my hot teacher
I had a really hard time trying to understand the concepts
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What do you call a russian lego?
The Soviet Bloc
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Why is the blonde woman waiting for her 15 friends outside the movie theater?
Because the movie is over 16’s
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What happens if you see a robbery at an Apple store?
You become an iWitness.
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I’m hosting a party for people who can’t get an orgasm
Please tell me, if you can’t come.
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Stormtrooper armor were designed as a joke so they would die instantly when they get shot but then the empire bought out a whole armies worth.
But who’s to blame here, the guy who made them or the guy who placed the order?Kinda explains the clone wars.
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If you can fill in the salaries to make it work. Ben Simmons for CP3+Gallo. Who says no?
Certainly it fits the timeline for Thundies and Philly is in ultimate win now mode with the shooters they need. If both teams can make the salaries work+add in picks to swing it. Is this a win-win trade?
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An American just married his Chinese mail order bride…
They’re at the hotel after their quick wedding, ready to be intimate for the first time. They’re making out, things are getting hot and heavy.Chinese Wife says: We can do whatever you want. What do you want to do? American husband says : I want to try a 69 Chinese Wife says: Why you want a Beef and Broccori?!
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Post nut clarity?
Nah, cumming back to your senses.
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Disney’s Frozen…
…cryogenically. Isn’t he?