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Hide-and-Seek games aren’t fun any more
It is too hard to find good players.
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So I was learning Japanese ,I used to think Chan is used for women
Turns out I was watching Loli porn
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I was gonna tell a child abandonment joke….
But then I realized it wasn’t wanted
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What goes Ha Ha Plop Plop?
A lepper laughing his balls off.
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I lost 200 lbs over the Summer.
“Wow! What’s your secret?”Divorce.
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REMEMBER: It’s bad luck to call it a MacBook
Always say “the Scottish laptop”.
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They say every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes.
They say every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes. I did the math. Seems I died in 1543.
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Why are there no feminists in Japan?
Because the Japanese hunt whales.