trick
The government really are sneaky bastards. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you… Read More »trick
Political Jokes
Political jokes about presidents, politicians, elections and government. Satire and humor from the world of politics.
experience
Over the years I’ve learned that everyone has to pay for their own mistakes. Except for the government. We have to pay for theirs too.
Girl: ok, you hang up. boy: no,you hang up girl: oh LOL, you…
girl: ok, you hang up. boy: no,you hang up girl: oh LOL, you hang up. President Obama: ” Aww both of you hang up.
Obama 2008: yes, we can Obama 2013: yes, we scan
Obama 2008: yes, we can Obama 2013: yes, we scan
the near future
Standing on the street, I was telling a co worker about how the government plants surveillance devices in street equipment to watch us… “That’s a… Read More »the near future
“My dad says, you can check my computer.
“My dad says, you can check my computer. Is that right, Mr. Obama?” “He’s not your dad.”
no change
How many politicians does it take to change a light-bulb ? None. Politicians never change anything.
hormonika
Q: Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone? A: He was too busy playing the hormonica
pervs
Logic: 1.The Government can access any personal info sent over smartphones. 2.Teenagers send each other nudes. 3. The Government is full of giant pervs.
Putin
Russian President Vladimir Putin has been nominated for a Nobel prize in Medicine for his work on clinical depression. Apparently he can predict who will… Read More »Putin
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