When you realise the labour party were winning the election on Thursday…
Until work finished at 5 and everyone voted conservative.
Political Jokes
Political jokes about presidents, politicians, elections and government. Satire and humor from the world of politics.
4 comrades go to a Soviet hotel for a night during a business trip…
As they walk into their room, 3 of them, whip out some vodka, food and cigarettes and begin to make jokes about the government and… Read More »4 comrades go to a Soviet hotel for a night during a business trip…
Listen
The NSA The only part of the government that actually listens.
cockroaches
In the event of a nuclear war the only things that will survive are the cockroaches. Which means we should still have a functioning government.
I can’t believe the government is reading my emails!
I can’t believe the government is reading my emails! I don’t even read my emails.
for yourself
War is when the government tells you who the enemy is. Revolution is when you figure it out for yourself.
others
After hearing that he has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, Putin said, “Tell me who the other nominees are ? and I will… Read More »others
who is this
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she’s pregnant. She is furious… Here she’s in the middle of… Read More »who is this
the first
Barack Obama…. The first black presidennt and he starts selling weed.
doesn’t work
I don’t understand some politicians… “Government doesn’t work. Elect us and we will prove it. “