2 minutes
The police have just released my mother-in-law after questioning her about the murder of her husband. They only spoke to her for 2 minutes before… Read More »2 minutes
Mother-in-Law Jokes
Mother-in-law jokes for a comedy subject as old as marriage itself. From surprise visits to unsolicited advice and strong opinions on your cooking, these funny mother-in-law jokes find the humor in every family’s favorite in-law. Read at your own risk, and maybe do not show her this page.
JOKESTER
Well it’s that time of year again when the fat bastard with the beard brings around a load of shit presents….. Man, I hate the… Read More »JOKESTER
Little Johnny called mother in law a fat cow
Little Johnny called mother in law a fat cow during the dinner and got slapped upside the head by his father right away. But not… Read More »Little Johnny called mother in law a fat cow
Happy end
I finally shifted 140 lbs of ugly fat I gained over Christmas…..the mother in law went home this morning
witch
Last Halloween I shouted to the wife “Baby there’s at witch the door, what should I do?” She shouted “Give her some candy and tell… Read More »witch
no one
I’ve spent the last six months trying to find my Mother-In-Law’s killer, but no one is willing to do it.
prank
My father-in-law is hilarious. He recorded the lotto numbers from a news broadcast the night before on DVR then picked a ticket containing those numbers… Read More »prank