2 minutes
The police have just released my mother-in-law after questioning her about the murder of her husband. They only spoke to her for 2 minutes before… Read More »2 minutes
Mother-in-Law Jokes
Mother-in-law jokes: the timeless family humor about the one person every married couple has an opinion about.
The mother-in-law joke is a classic in every language. These stories are exaggerated, of course, and best enjoyed together with our marriage jokes.
Tell them carefully, especially at family gatherings.
JOKESTER
Well it’s that time of year again when the fat bastard with the beard brings around a load of shit presents….. Man, I hate the… Read More »JOKESTER
Little Johnny called mother in law a fat cow
Little Johnny called mother in law a fat cow during the dinner and got slapped upside the head by his father right away. But not… Read More »Little Johnny called mother in law a fat cow
Happy end
I finally shifted 140 lbs of ugly fat I gained over Christmas…..the mother in law went home this morning
witch
Last Halloween I shouted to the wife “Baby there’s at witch the door, what should I do?” She shouted “Give her some candy and tell… Read More »witch
no one
I’ve spent the last six months trying to find my Mother-In-Law’s killer, but no one is willing to do it.
prank
My father-in-law is hilarious. He recorded the lotto numbers from a news broadcast the night before on DVR then picked a ticket containing those numbers… Read More »prank