Little Johnny jokes: the cheeky schoolboy who always has the last word with his teacher, his parents and everyone else.
Little Johnny is the kid who says what everyone is thinking. Most of his stories happen in the classroom, so you will find plenty more in our school jokes. Some of them are a little naughty, so be careful who you tell them to.
A classic for all ages, with new Johnny jokes added over time.
Little Johnny said, “My dad’s a stripper at a gay nightclub and he turns tricks in the alley way to earn extra money.” The teacher… Read More »A teacher asked her students to share what their dads do for a living.
The teacher asks Trump if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word “tragedy”.So he asks the class for an… Read More »Trump is visiting a school and walks into a classroom.
She said, “Johnny go watch the men working and come back and tell me what you learned.”So Johnny went and watched the construction workers work… Read More »Little Johnny was annoying his mom so she sent him to the next house over where they were building a new house.
Little Johnny called mother in law a fat cow during the dinner and got slapped upside the head by his father right away. But not… Read More »Little Johnny called mother in law a fat cow
Little Johnny is out walking with his dad when they see two dogs shagging on the other side of the road. “What are they doing,… Read More »holding
Little Johnny was doing math homework. He said to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son… Read More »Little Johnny was doing math homework.
little johnny’s parents went away for the weekend and left him at the neighbor’s house. when it was time for bed Mrs. Williams told him… Read More »idiot