one minute
I was in my car driving back from work last night. A police officer pulled me over and knocked on my window. I said, “One… Read More »one minute
Car Jokes
Car jokes about drivers, traffic, parking and mechanics. Funny road humor for anyone who has been stuck in traffic.
one more
I pulled my wife bleeding from the wrecked car, as she screamed and pleaded for me to let her have one more shot at parking… Read More »one more
I was going to go to the gym but I got exhausted trying to…
I was going to go to the gym but I got exhausted trying to parallel parking.
texting
I am surprised my girlfriend failed her driving test. She texted me like 3 times telling me everything was going good.
anything
Apparently if your girlfriend or wife ever says “if anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new….” “anything” doesn’t include getting stuck… Read More »anything
ready
I always have skis mounted on the roof of my car just in case I flip it and land in the snow.
A taxi driver asked me “Aren’t you going to give me a tip?
A taxi driver asked me “Aren’t you going to give me a tip? I replied “Of course, Don’t work too long into the night”
smartphone
I bought my girlfriend a smart phone. It calls 911 as soon as she starts her car.
to the right place
My wife called me today to tell me that the car wouldn’t start. I said, “Honey, when I’m not there you have to sit in… Read More »to the right place
Highway to Hell is a great song because you can play it at both…
Highway to Hell is a great song because you can play it at both your wedding and your funeral.