one minute
I was in my car driving back from work last night. A police officer pulled me over and knocked on my window. I said, “One… Read More »one minute
Car Jokes
Car jokes and driving humor to get your engine running. From backseat drivers and parking fails to mechanics, traffic and the mystery of that warning light, these funny car jokes are built for anyone who loves the open road. Buckle up, the puns are coming in fast.
one more
I pulled my wife bleeding from the wrecked car, as she screamed and pleaded for me to let her have one more shot at parking… Read More »one more
I was going to go to the gym but I got exhausted trying to…
I was going to go to the gym but I got exhausted trying to parallel parking.
texting
I am surprised my girlfriend failed her driving test. She texted me like 3 times telling me everything was going good.
anything
Apparently if your girlfriend or wife ever says “if anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new….” “anything” doesn’t include getting stuck… Read More »anything
ready
I always have skis mounted on the roof of my car just in case I flip it and land in the snow.
A taxi driver asked me “Aren’t you going to give me a tip?
A taxi driver asked me “Aren’t you going to give me a tip? I replied “Of course, Don’t work too long into the night”
smartphone
I bought my girlfriend a smart phone. It calls 911 as soon as she starts her car.
to the right place
My wife called me today to tell me that the car wouldn’t start. I said, “Honey, when I’m not there you have to sit in… Read More »to the right place
Highway to Hell is a great song because you can play it at both…
Highway to Hell is a great song because you can play it at both your wedding and your funeral.