What’s the difference between a boner and a bonus?
Your wife will never refuse an opportunity to blow your bonus.
Fun jokes
I tripped in France
Eiffel over
Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.
I haven’t understood a single joke since this quarantine started.
They must all be inside jokes.
My epileptic son loves our new Christmas Tree
You should see how excited he gets when we turn on the lights.
A hen lays a shockingly huge egg.
News reporters visit the hen for an interview. “This is amazing,” they tell the hen, “a two pound egg, that’s unheard of! Do you have… Read More »A hen lays a shockingly huge egg.
What do you call a horse with no penis?
A eunuchorn
Why don’t black people ever go on cruises?
They’re not falling for that one again.