HMC While “I take my baby to the old town road” in a bag…
View CommentsPlay0:000:00SettingsFullscreen
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
I asked dad if my mum had a history of mental illness. He snapped and said
“Don’t be disrespectful. You only exist because I stuck my dick in crazy.”
My friend died because we couldn’t remember his blood type.
He kept telling us to be positive but it’s hard without him.
I like my coffee how I like my slaves
Black.It’s ok, am black
What is the best present for Christmas?
Artery.Because it comes from the heart…
I think my calendar is broken…
Haha, April Fools! It works just fine.
A Catholic, a Muslim and a Jew walk into a bar.
Bartender says “Is this some kinda fucking joke”
I tried to be nice to someone today and hold the door open for them
But all they did was scream and fly out the airplane
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when he asked what the weather forecast for Christmas was?
It looks like rain, dear.
I finally got my high school dream girl to find me attractive and to be by girlfriend,,, wanna know how I did it?
I waited about 5 years until she was now divorce and a single mom…