What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black guy?
A snowblower that doesn’t work
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Why couldn’t the fortune teller see into the future very well?
She didn’t have 20/20 vision
I like my women like I like my coffee
Full of boozeHeard this from a comedian years ago. Don’t remember who
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What is Trump calling his post-house vote vacation?
Time on the Peach.
AI won’t take over the world
Because artificial intelligence will never beat human stupidity.
What do you call Popcorn that is stuck on the ceiling?
Topcornjesus what have I done
I like my women like I like my coffee….
I’ve never had coffee but it smells really nice
I like my coffee like I like my women
Smoking hot and all over my lap while I’m driving
A house divided against itself. . .
is a duplex with angry neighbors.