What do you call a Christian that never stops moving.
A Roman Catholic
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
I thought the fixture was perfectly level,
but the wedge beneath proved to be a Sham!
Why did Jeremy Corbyn buy so many advent calendars?
So he could keep opening the door to number 10
Tried to start a new trend
Turns out the #youtoo movement was a terrible idea
Why can’t Stevie Wonder see his friends.
Because he’s married.
Madness at the Snowman’s rave last night..
All the Carrots were off their faces
Princess: I shall marry whomever of you is the bravest
Suitors: [all awkwardly look at the toaster]
What does Santa Clause love the most about Mrs. Clause?
The jingle physics
How do you make a hormone?
Don’t pay her…..
Why do atheists love December?
Because there’s three different religious holidays to make fun of people for celebrating.