Why did the diabetic kid die after his mother sent him to bed?
She wished him sweet dreams.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Who is the king of christmas music?
Elfis Presently
I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.
I’ve got nothing to hide.
My friend saw a girl..
Who happened to be a kid but he said no problem after 12 is lunch
What’s the similarity bettween a wife and a handgrenate?
If you pull the ring off them,they take half the house
Regarding the new Witcher series
I have a plethora of jokes concerning Yennefer, but they’re all tongue in cheek.
people always tell me how rude they think it is when people play loud music in public so I was really surprised when people got mad at me for putting a stop to it.
They always tell things like, “Get off the stage!” and “I paid good money for these tickets!”
What’s the worst part about having two dads?
The threesomes.
Poor Mr. Vinegar, he can’t catch a break.
Every time he turns around, he’s in a pickle!