My dad always told me to find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo, and try to convince her to marry me.
They know how to make a bad decision, and then stick to it.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even.
What if colour blind people can see colours that others can’t, like they see some colours as black or dark-ish but the actual colour black looks completely different to them, and since no one can describe what a colour looks like, no one will ever know what colour they see
idk where to post this cause I’m a reddit retard
I like my women like I like my steak
Happy and healthy
My ex just donated her eggs and got $3,000! WTF?
I donated sperm and all I got was a weird look from the Salvation Army Santa.
What’s ET short for??
He’s got little legs.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Cheap. Free when possible.
Epileptic Santa
He seizures when you’re sleeping