I don’t understand why everyone is getting so excited about Trump’s impeachment
It’s not like it’s unpresidented
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
my furniture is just like my mental state:
highly unstable and capable of breaking down instantly
Ministers are like Greek gods.
When a country can’t explain something, they create a new one.
It’s not fa la la la la, la la la la.
It’s la la la la sol, fa mi re do.
Are you a transformer
Because you are Optimus fine
What do you call a med student with a D?
Lieutenant*miltary people will get this one. It was told to me while I was in the Navy. Just popped into my head.
Pokemon Related joke
What do you call an office type regi?Registration
What do Donald Duck and Donald Trump have in common?
They’re both named Donald!
I have loads of pick up lines about unemployed people…
Unfortunately, none of them work
Pavlov walks into a bar when the bell rings
He stares, “oh shit, I forgot to feed my dogs”