I like my iced tea like I like my presidents…
so good it doesn’t need any peach or mint.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
I think women breast feeding in public is disgusting.
I was always taught that if you didn’t bring enough for the entire class, nobody gets to have any.
The impeachment of Trump will be a stain on his legacy
Whereas the impeachment of Clinton was the legacy of his stain.
I used to think that a shag pile is a type of carpet.
It turns out that it’s a type of friend.
What do you call a mexican midget?
A paragraph, cause it’s not a full essay.
There aren’t two genders, nor many, but only one
Because it’s Nerf or nothing.
Girlfriend of two years broke up with me this fall, I was devastated. Then I realized…
I had 2 fall to lose it allBut in the end it doesn’t even matter…
I had a dream the ocean was full of orange soda …
It was a Fanta Sea
What’s one reason you should not join the Nazi party?
It is just nazi reich thing to do! Also,fucknazis
It’s funny how words change meanings over time.
For instance, as a child you only visit the headmaster for punishment, but later on in life it’s actually a reward.