Adam Driver walks into a bar…
The bartender says,”Why the long face?”
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Why did Tulsi Gabbard cross the road?
She didn’t. She’s stuck in the middle.
Do you say either or either?
Either.Yeah, but which one do you say?
What do bowling pins & white people have in common?
They’re rednecks
I couldn’t believe my brother was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there!
I got punched in the mouth by a drug addict today.
Now my jaw’s all methed up.
I like my coffee how I like my slaves..
Dark and strong.
Shout-out to the people who wear glasses
Soon you guys will be able to see 2020
I was at an interview and was asked where I saw myself in 10 days 12 hours and 47 minutes
I said I don’t have 2020 vision
Why do all green characters names begin with “yo”?
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