Just named my soundbar Nancy
Because it’s the speaker of the house.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Why is the mail so popular?
Because it’s outgoing.
Why is Leo Messi the perfect BJP candidate
Because he operates on the right wing and cuts through all the opponents who come in his way
I often get ignored or people generally don’t notice me…
I always wanted to be like John Cena.
Oh Lord almighty, tell me how to find happiness
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Someone just asked me how much a pie cost in the bahamas.
How would i know the pie-rates of the caribbean?
What do you get if you mix an octopus and a black person.
I don’t know, but damn it must be really good at picking cotton.
Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college.
I don’t think I can ever repay you.
I just saw Rise of Skywalker…
…it was awesome.
TRUMP: There isn’t enough evidence for impeachment
6IX9INE: Your honorTRUMP: Fuck