Why are cannibals well fed?
Because each of their meals is a life’s supply!
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
All this news about Donald Trump got me wondering..
Is Mario ok with Trump being in peach?
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between the two of us, something smells.
Telemarketing is not a profession.
It’s a calling.
If life gives you melons
You may have dyslexia
I drove my new car out of the lot only to find the reverse gear broken.
There’s no going back now.
If it weren’t for blinds…
It would be curtains for you
What’s the difference between Trump and a superglue?
A superglue can easily be removed.
I like my coffee like my girls.
Without another’s dick in it.
When i was 8, priest told me “A man shall not lie with a man”
Then he came closer and said “But you are not the man yet, right?”