Pun enters a room, kills 10 people
Pun in, ten dead
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
What’s the best way to code the snake game?
In python script
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that?
Guy at a grocery store: Are those genetically modified eggplants?
Store worker: Why do you ask?Eggplant: Yeah, why do you ask?
What’s the difference between a deaf republican and a blind democrat?
A: One of them is deaf The other is a democrat
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What did Jesus do after school?
He went to his job.
A jockey was having a hard time bringing his talking horse to the race
“Do even want to go to the race” the jockey saidThe horse replied “Nay”
What’s meaner than a pitbull with AIDS?
The man who gave it to him. Via shared needles.
I asked my local butcher if he had a sheep’s head?
He said “no it’s just the way I part my hair”