What did the TV say to the other TV?
Hisense, I’m dad.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
She won’t admit it, but I’m sure my wife’s favorite sex position is “trick-dog style.”
It’s where I sit up and beg, then she rolls over and plays dead.
What did the monk say when he saw Jesus Christ’s face in his margarine?
“I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.”
What did the gangsta say to the phone?
“Back up before i whoop yo ass!”
What do you call a really persistent uncle?
A pain in the ass.
It was freezing that day and I prayed for snow at my wedding…
It never happened but I got 8 inches on my honey moon.
Why Did Santa Buy 3 Gardens?
So he can ho ho ho
Two psychiatrists are taking a walk and happen upon a person lying bleeding from a stab wound.
One of them says to the other, “The person who did this really needs our help”.
A blind man walks into a bar.
And a table. And a chair.
Why was the teenage crustacean upset?
He couldn’t find a date for his high school prawn.