Why is Santa always so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live!
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
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Why does Jesus always look sad?
Because he has birthday and Christmas on the same day.
Wanna hear a Star Wars Joke??
The Rise of Skywalker was good!!
What do me and my house plant have in common?
We’re both dying inside.
“Why is that baby still in diapers?”
I’ll give you two reasons:Number 1, and number 2.
The best thing about being an abortion doctor
You don’t have to buy dog food
A snake walks into a bar
the bartender ask, “How’d you do that?”
The kingdom was in shock to find out that the prince’s mother was also his aunt
He was an ingrown heir