I’ve been wanting to f**k a cactus for a while now
but consent’s a prickly thing.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
I heard you father was run over by a boat in Venice.
My gondolences.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Nobody fucking cares
The people in Washington should have never impeached Trump.
Because now we know they’re actually capable of getting shit done.
What do you call a really good fisherman?
A master baiter
I’ve never been with two women at once
But I’ve been with many who’ve weighed as much as two women
r/Jokes is very good at fencing.
We are the best when it comew to ripostes.
So the other day I made a free website for an orphanage….
It didn’t have a home page
What is the most unexpected dance?
The coincidance.
I bought some new brake pads imported from Israel
My car can now stop on a dime