Why do archaeologists always drink beer?
Their careers are in ruins!
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Did you hear about the part-time chemist?
He only worked periodically
Do you want to know why the republicans won’t impeach Trump?
Because they believe in carrying a baby to full term.
Of course the Republican-led Senate won’t convict Trump.
They insist on carrying a baby to full term.
How to retire at the age of 18.
Get a job at a tire shop.
I took a lie detector test
When I said my second name the detector exploded.
RIP Usain Bolt
Usain Bolt has been struck by lightning. It comes as a huge shock to not only himself, but also his family and friends!
Urainas
Theres a wall of planets in my school so every time we all past i shout YOUR ANUS IS ON THE WALL
Did you hear about the gay sewage worker?
He doesn’t mind a squirter.
Flat earthers used to think that the earth was round
But since then they’ve really ironed out their theory