I ran a marathon for charity
It was for kids with asthma, i easily finsihed 1st.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Flour, salt, and butter go to a dance.
Butter sees flour and salt dancing in the corner.He walks over to them and asks, “can I cut in?”
I ain’t afraid of my wife!
But don’t tell her I said that.
Two guys are going out to get breakfast. One asks “wanna get a bagel sandwich?”
“A bagel sandwich? That’s way too much bread.”
I don’t have a girlfriend
But I know someone who would be angry if they heard me say that.
Tragically, my Korean friend passed away this morning.
He was So Yung.
What do you call a gay dog
A golden receiver
I asked my wife suggestions for an exercise routine, and she said, “Why don’t you try lunges?”
I said, “That sounds…..like a big step.”
What song jews can’t stand?
Railway to Hell