I’ve never been able to have cereal for breakfast ever since a traumatic childhood experience.
I walked in on my parents having Chex.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Swan dive
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This was almost painful.
Me: “I have a joke for you,”Friend: “Ok shoot.”Me: “Well if you say so!”-Friend gets shot-
Wanna know why in soccer they don’t use green cards?
Because all the Mexicans would be running to the field
What do you call a mexican on a trampoline?
A jumping bean.
VPNs are like Condoms
One leak and you could end up sentenced to at least 18 years.
What did Donald Trump say to the guy who kept calling him an Orange?
I’m not an Orange.. Impeach.
My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!”
I thought that was a really odd way to start a conversation with me.
– Please describe yourself with 10 words.
I am sorry, but I do not understand the question.
I’m really worried about going to San Diego, Long Beach, Anaheim, and Los Angeles
I think I have SoCal anxiety.