A black man walked into a store with his friends
He grabbed some food and paid for it at the counter
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
What an amazing transformation by President trump…
Going from an Orange to an Impeach…I’ll be here all week
What console do frenchmen play on?
WiiYes, I know this is a dad joke.
I don’t get why Trump is angry about being impeached
He finally got something that Obama didn’t get.
What do you call an Ethiopian child with a piece of cheddar?
A quarter-pounder with cheese
Dinosaurs have been dead for millions of years yet they still get parts in movies.
It hardly seems fair.
Me: Mom meet my girlfriend.
Mom: You sure about this? I think you deserve better.Me: But mom, I love her so much!Mom: I’m talking to her.
What did virgin Mary yell when she walked into her son masturbating?
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
Why did Trump cross the road?
He got evicted.
Lock your phone until you see a black screen…
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