Why aren’t all the Trump supporters out having a rally against his impeachment?
Their white sheets aren’t clean from the last rally yet
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
How does an elephant hide in a strawberry patch?
He paints his toenails red (duh). Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?!?
“Daddy, why does Santa carry that big bag of gifts?”
Dad: “That’s just how he presents himself.”
I Renamed my iPod The Titanic
So when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.”
Me: “I’m not gonna click that.”
Blurred image with NSFW tag : “No you will.”
What did the egg say to the egg next to it when it came out of the chicken?
Bro, I just got laid
I have to say after watching the impeachment voting…
This has to be the most interesting season of the apprentice yet!
Every day, my teacher reads a joke from Reddit to start the class, but today she is absent.
So instead, a subreddit.
What is big, orange, and ends with peach?
James and the Giant Peach
A photon checks into a hotel.
The bellhop asks: “Hello, can i help with your luggage?””Oh thanks, no need, i am travelling light.”