My wife wants me to try a blindfold during sex, but I don’t think it’s a good idea.
I just can’t see myself wearing it.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Last night marks the first time in history
A President was Imoranged.
How does Obi-Wan Kenobi punish his kids?
He high grounds them
My son just learned that 2+7 is 3!
I really need to work on his penmanship…
I developed a fetish for figuring things out
I just came to that realization
You won’t get sick from eating twelve eggs.
A dozen-egg-cyst doesn’t exist.
Trump and Clinton have now one thing in common
They are both impeached.
Tulsi Gabbard Voted “Present” on the Trump Impeachment
Glad to see at least one Politician with some Holiday Spirit
You wanna see my belt of watches?
Nevermind it would be a waist of time