What kind of pencils do toilets use?
Number 2 pencils
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
What’s the difference between money and dead bodies?
I don’t have a pile of money in my basement
normal people : “You’re welcome.”
Yoda : “come, will you ?”
“Your mom” jokes are getting old so here’s a “your dad” joke to shake things up.
Your dad is so horny that he called 911 to ask for a police escort.
Can finally say I’m single by choice
Women’s choice.
My wife left me
a slice of pizza. She’s the best.
What’s worse then sitting on Micheal Jackson’s lap?
Still sitting on it when he stands up
I like my women like i like my chicken
Dead and stuffed inside of a freezer
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
“You’re too young to smoke”.
Hey guys if you know anyone who’s spending Christmas alone because they don’t have friends or family let me know!
Because I’d need to borrow them some chairs