Trump got impeached…
That’s all, it’ll change nothing
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Ed the reporter asks Donald Trump. “Trump why are you so orange?”
Trump replies Im peach ed.
Why did the wire kill the telephone?
Because he asked: “Why are you fucking gay peop–” before getting strangled.
Trump has finally been impeached.
Looks like he’s won the popular vote, not once, but twice!
What do you call an ape that explodes, but comes back
A Boomarangatang
Why did the journalist go to the ice-cream parlor?
They wanted to get the scoop.
Humpty Trumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Trumpty had a great fall.
A reporter asked Donald Trump why his was so orange.
Donald replied, “It’s not orange I’m peached”.
What do toy trains and titties have in common?
They are both meant for the kids but it’s usually the dad that ends up playing with them.
Donald John Trump is the 3rd President in American history to be impeached
Well at least he finally won the popular vote