The biggest problem I’ve been having after being diagnosed with Alzheimer’s is after I wake up
I don’t know if the women in bed is my wife or if I should pay her.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
When does 45 equal 3?
When your name is Donald Trump.
What happens when you ask a girl in India to talk dirty in DMs
Now we are discussing about Politics and Religion.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road
because it got hit by a car
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins.
I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks…
Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.
I’ve got an E.T..
Not the alien, an extra testicle..
Drunk driver
Police officer to a drunk driver: How high are you? Driver : it is “Hi, How are you”, sir.
Probiotics are a critical part of your diet
The health of your digestive system is too important to leave up to amateur biotics
What do you call a feminist mandalorian?
A womandalorian.