Why is Donald Trump happy about the impeachment result?
Because it’s the first time he’s gotten the most votes.
One-Liners
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Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own?
It’s two tyred…
Why I love this community, this player revived my horse after he accidentally downed it
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The President has been impeached.
“But that doesn’t mean he’s removed office”But he probably doesn’t know that. He might pack up and leave tonight!
Trump was right he did win the popular vote
At his impeachment trial
Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
Elf-ish Presley
What do Mt Everest and The Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
Some people are so ignorant about anatomy.
Just today I had to explain to someone that there is a vas deferens between a testicle and a penis.
What happens when you don’t pay an exorcist for an exorcism?
You get repossessed!
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
THE BP STATION!!!