A burglar stole all of my lamps.
I should be upset, But right now I’m delighted.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Yo mama’s so fat
I took me all four fingers to swipe left in tinder.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand by itself?
It was two tired
Why don’t Americans switch from pounds to killograms all at once?
Because it will cause mass confusion
your slogan says “when you’re here, you’re family”
Olive Garden Waiter: Sir, I am not adding you to my will.
I thought of an appropriate parody: James and the giant impeachment.
Ain’t that just peachy.
Animated cartoon squirrels are metaphors for the best soulmates.
They’ll do anything for love, and go Hammy on your cookie or Scrat on your nut.
Just dropped a copy of “A Christmas Carol” on my toe.
It hurts like the Dickens!
Mon, people keep sayin’ dat President Trump is impeached.
I tink im oranged.
If the earth is flat…
Then how come my soda is still fizzy?