My new blow up doll is so realistic.
It told me it just wants to be friends.
One-Liners
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December in Ireland
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You are like a cloud.
When you disappear it’s a beautiful day.
My 13 year old son came home the other night and told me he had just had sex for the first time. I asked him did he wear any protection?
He said, “yes Dad, we all wore balaclavas.”
Give the gift of disappointment this year!
Give an inactive gift card
Wanna know why they call me Christmas?
Cause Christmas came early this year.
Why were the Republicans so upset over Trump being impeached
It’s proof that thoughts and prayers don’t work
For me, relationships are like a game of hide and seek
Nobody finds me attractive.
Donald Trump has a conversation with Putin
Putin: Nice tan. I love that shade of orangeTrump: What? I’m not orange. Impeach