If anyone on this sub is thinking of getting married, consider this carefully before you do.
On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.But on the other hand, you don’t.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
What do you a call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t really matter, he won’t come anyway when you call him.
If you’re an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
EuropeanBut on the way you’re Russian
I just found our Dr Pepper was a real Doctor!
Apparently he was a Fizzician.
What’s heavier, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
Water, because butane is a lighter fluid
My coworker treat me like a god
when some shit happen, they crucify me
A dad is given bad news by a doctor…
Doctor: Sir, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards.Dad: AND?
I thought of you today.
It reminded me to take out the trash.
When encountered by two paths, the boy took the path not taken
He was later found dead by the police.
I like my coffee like I like my men
Jammed into a plastic container with a lid on top and filled with boiling hot water.