So I was getting a blow job from this dude…
Everything was going great until I looked down, saw that I was wearing crocs, and realized that I’m gay.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
someone emailed me claiming to be the oklahoma city bomber
i replied “ok boomer”
Picasso said “good artists copy but great artists steal”
I don’t understand if this sub if filled with good artists or great artists
What did Mario say when he saw the Alpaca?
Don’t-a worry it’s a false-a llama!
This guy in the gym just proposed and she said no
Well that didn’t work out
Why is EU like a frying pan?
Because Greece is stuck at the bottom
I like my coffee like I like my women
Lukewarm and bitter.
Why did the band “Rage against the machine” got arrested at the airport ?
Because they release another bombtrack
Did you hear the one about the guy who always poops?
He can’t keep his shit together
How many lawyers do you need to change a light bulb?
You need 2.One to change the light bulb and the other to defend the old one.