What do you sing to a mute bodyguard on X’Mas eve?
Silent Knight, Holy Knight
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Films used to be called vmoies…
…but now they movie.
What is the best american alternative metal band in australia?
System of a down under.
Humpback whales have a very short lifespan.
After about 30 seconds, the turn into sperm whales.
Why couldn’t the computer technician build his computer?
Because the lights were SO-DIMM.
What do you call a Halal buffet?
Halal you can eat.
My cousin has dark hair. His wife is blonde. All four of their kids have light colored hair.
Genetically speaking, there’s a 15 in 16 chance that she’s cheating.
I think it’s fair to say my Aunt Bessie has a drinking problem.
She thinks I’m twins.
Why was the clock on the pillow?
Someone hit the snooze button!
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