Wife: I’m pregnant
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m DadWife: No you’re not
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
I was sitting on the toilet for an hour. Wondering why I’m still on it
When it hit me that time goes by in a flush.
Why did the polar bear cross the road?
Because of global warming.
TeamTrees reached their goal of 20,000,000 trees planted on the same day Trump got impeached.
Now millions of people can breathe easier.
My friend just told me that he’s a compulsive liar.
I don’t believe a word of it.
How did the sperm walk across the street
Because I put the wrong sock on this morning
Why is Australia situated in the corner?
Because it’s measuring 90 degrees, that’s hot.
Where do milk farmer do it?
In the dairy-air!
What did Tennessee?
Same thing as Arkansas!/dad
Hookers don’t fart
They let out little prosti-toots