If you’re going to be two-faced,
at least make one of them pretty.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
What do you call a cube-crafting game that takes place in Iowa?
Des Moinescraft.
Which animal has the biggest mood swings?
A Bi-polar bear.
Why can’t a seal be a DJ
Because they are afraid of club hits
It takes a big man to admit when he’s wrong
and it takes a bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul?
Hitler had some respect for the Japanese.
My neighbor just got arrested for growing weed in his back yard.
Apparently my property line isn’t where I thought it was.
it just syncs so good with the sound..
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If you give a mouse a cookie…
He’s going to ask if he can use it to improve your internet browsing experience.
If happiness was contagious…
…you still wouldn’t have any friends.