I’ve done a survey asking women what shampoo brand they used in shower.
99% of the respondents answered: “What are you doing here? Get out!”
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Will glass coffins become a trend in 2020?
Remains to be seen.
Miss Piggy
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 100?Because every time she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
My 4 year old son told me this one
He didn’t really, I just really need the upvotes right now
What starts with I, ends with I and has an I in it?
Answer: Illuminati
My friend and I were looking at a really fancy and expensive handbag
Her: I would die for thisMe: I would kill for thisAfter that we just stared weirdly at each other
My favorite word is “drool”.
It just rolls of the tongue.
I can accurately predict all the major events happening next year…
I have 20/20 vision.Happy holidays folks.
It’s funny when fat people say obesity runs in their family.
because nobody runs in their family
My friend can recognize a woman by looking at her breasts
He says they can hide their face, but they cannot hide their identitties