My dentist asked me if I floss between meals
“No, usually between teeth” I replied.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Why do the Hong Kong police get up early in the morning?
To beat the crowds.
My wife claims that I have zero empathy.
I don’t understand why she feels that way.
Little Leo enjoying himself
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It was probably your sister.
A girl told me to cut my penis off in a fan.It was probably your sister.She said fix the fan.It was broke in 2.
I’m gay
Lmao I’m not gay my boyfriend took my phone and posted that
Why did the kid get creeped out when he was with his uncle playing with an octopus?
Because he expected 8 but he got ten-tickles
Where do shepherds go for a drink?
Bar Bar Black Sheep