Tried facial recognition on my phone
Sad to report, it doesn’t provide the source link
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
I got a stripper cake as a gift for Christmas
Its the thot that counts
Was in a room full of people and the dog walked up and sat right next to me!!!
Sadly, I was at the airport and it was a drug dog.
A father and son went jogging together
Suddenly, the father had a heart attack.His last words were, “I had a good run.”
Sometimes I worry I need to be more productive.
But then I think, “who am I to tell me what to do?”
A dog is not just for christmas
It can do for sandwiches on boxing day too.
Dr – “I’m sorry sir, I’m going to have to advise you to stop Masterbating…
Man – “but why doctor?”Dr – “Because I’m trying to examine you”
What do you eat after a presidential christmas dinner?
Impeach cobbler
Do boys get turned on when a girl sits on their lap?
Had to find out the hard way
Why did the Old man fall into a well ?
Because he couldn’t see that well