What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We’re closed.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
A measuring cup got sent to prison
He was found guilty in the quart of law for litering
People really need to appreciate sidewalks more
Who else kept you off the streets growing up?
Why are dogs afraid to go to space?
Because of the vacuum.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC
Because it’s finger likin good
Why are guitarist good with women?
We know are way around a G String.
Ten chimpanzees are standing in a line.
The 1st, 3rd, 5th, and 7th chimps are asked to step forward.They are the prime apes.
Why did Niki Minaj start melting when she used vaseline?
Because vaseline breaks down plastic
My 0.5-year-old cousin wants to tell you all this joke
people who make up stories and say it was their “4-year-old cousin”
Why are eggs bad bomb defusers?
They easily crack under pressure.