My wife just sent me this text: “Thespacebaronmykeyboardstoppedworking.canyoupleasegivemeanalternativewhenyougethometonight?”
Pretty excited… but does anyone know what “ternative” means?
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
I just rear ended a car and damaged the bumper.
It was an accident
Exact time uranium lasts?
On small grid small reactor, running at full power, how many minutes will it last with 1 uranium?
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I get surprised whenever I see a shower thought that’s dirty…
You’d think, that coming out of the shower, they’d be clean.
Two tourists visited Rome. What happened?
They two roamed restlessly!
Bob has no arms
Knock knockWho’s thereNot Bob
What does the pop musician say to the jazz musician?
To the airport please.
What animal is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey! It’s always stuffed!
Is it possible to recover from Margarine Fondling Syndrome?
My cousin Jeff had it, said he’s feeling butter now.