I hope Attack on Titan and Tekken have a crossover
A Tekken Titan would be great!
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
I had to put down my best friend today…
You hear that Kevin? You piece of shit.
What do you call a dictionary high on drugs?
High-definition
Anti-Vaxxers are less likely to have the cold
Because they’re already dead
I got kicked out of karaoke after singing “Danger Zone” nine times in a row.
Too many Loggins attempts.
Why did Thor suddenly become gay?
He wanted to focus on going for the head.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam??
Ya don’t jelly-it up your missus arse!!!
You should never EVER give up on your dreams!
That’s why you should keep sleeping!
Hey can we pick up my mom on the way to church?
Uber: sureme: Cool, I’ll cancel the hearse.
What’s green and probably hurts like Hell?
A cactus tampon.