What’s red, white, and blue?
A sad candy cane.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
When Santa tries to sleep with other women . . .
He’s thinking with his South Pole
Mr. T opened up an all you can eat buffet.
It’s called I Pity The Full
You know why there is only one gender?
Cause it’s nerf or nothing
How do you know a drummer is at the door?
Three taps and he comes in late.
When I was younger I poisoned Santa’s milk and cookies as revenge for last year.
Waking up to my dad dead downstairs wasn’t exactly what I was expecting.
Whoever started this “Reddit is giving away 250 coins for giving upvotes” has an iq of 176 cause it has been planned right down to the screenshots of a fake msg from Reddit……you smart mf
I applaud the effort cause you have changed reddits upvote quantity for this entire Christmas season
So yesterday someone replaced a fifth of my ducks.
Well, that sucks.
What did Lady Macbeth say to her dog?
Out, damned Spot! Out, I say!
Justice is best served cold.
Because if it were served warm, it would be justwater.