Why should Eggs Benedict be served on chrome dishes at this time of year?
Oh, there’s no plates like chrome, for the hollandaise …
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
What do you have when you have 2000 British pounds?
A ton of money.
Man walks into a bank asking for an Interest-Free Checking account
“Who cares?” the receptionist says and sighs.
An American sergeant is talking to an Australian trooper
The American yells: “Did you come here to die?!”The Australian replies: “No, I came here yesterday.”
A Hispanic Magician
A Hispanic magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, “Uno, dos – “He disappeared without a tres.
The Smith family name gets its origin from a line of blacksmiths. The Cobbler family name get its origin from a line of shoe repairmen.
What the hell was going on with the Dickinson family?
Why did the skeleton didn’t go to prom?
Because he fat and ugly and no one like him.
Whoever thought of the idea of the french revolution was very thorough
while the concept was mostly raw, the execution was flawless
What does a vegan say to his doctor?
I’m in pain from my head tomatoes
The label said “Stir Well Before Use”.
So I stirred it three days before I needed it.