Why didn’t Pinnochio have many friends?
Because he wasn’t poplar.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
How do you discipline your stone?
You hit rock bottom.
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Cause light attracts bugs.
If Emperor Palpatine can get laid
Maybe there is hope for incels after all
Why are there more white sugar cubes than brown sugar cubes?
Because demerera
Two girls were laughing at my ringtone in college.
So I played that at their funeral.(Sorry for bad English)
Bit of a gen Z joke here:
VSCO ice cream vendors be like “and I scOOP!”
What is Donald Trump’s favorite dessert?
Im-Peach Cobbler
How does a half-American half-Canadian person deal with a home intruder?
Shoot first, apologize later
Him: All my female sheep ate some fermented berries and have gotten drunk and passed out, should I tell the coroner?
Her: No, that’s a ewe problem; not a ME problem.