Fun jokes

A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a “handy-woman” She started canvassing a nearby… Read More »Blonde teenager

This Stay at Home shit needs to end soon, today I took a nap simply to stop eating.

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Best part about coronavirus? I can tell people to stay the fuck away from me and I’m not just being an asshole.

Her: “Why do men kneel when proposing?” Me: ” They’re talking to the pussy not you…”

Similarities between Walt Disney and Pornhub. – Hiring adults to act like teens. – Have lots of family issues. – Keep remaking similar content. –… Read More »JOKESTER

My heart sank when I came home early and saw the plumbers van parked in our drive. Thankfully though, he was in there fcuking my… Read More »JOKESTER

Lately my wife has been looking at me as if I’m a piece of meat… ….And it wouldn’t bother me, if she wasn’t a vegan.

Me: This weed is shit!! ( 15 minutes later) ” I never knew my dog speaks Spanish”!

We haven’t seen any porn on your phone in a couple of days….you okay? ~NSA